Special thanks to my Aloe friend Bulbasaur for assisting with my Penchant photo shoot. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to photograph white things, especially bottles. What is Penchant? Penchant is, as the full name suggests, a premium silicone lubricant. The designation of “Premium” here is two-fold: First, Penchant also makes a water-based lube called Penchant Pleasure. Second, both…
It’s not often that I meet a toy that just doesn’t do it for me, but that does a few things right none the less. You see, I’m lucky enough to not have a very hard time orgasming. I’ve come to require a bit of a stronger motor in my vibrators, but I’m nowhere near the power queen status that…
When Tenga contacted me about the two new toys in their Iroha line – Mikazuki and Minamo – I was pretty excited. While I enjoyed the Iroha Sakura, I still feel that soft and marshmallowy isn’t quite right for clitoral vibrators, at least for me. On the other hand, I absolutely adore soft insertables. At first glance, Mikazuki looks well…
I was always fascinated by the original Sqweel. A wheel of rotating tongues! It looks so silly! I like oral sex! So, when I had the opportunity to review the brand new Sqweel Go, a miniature, USB-powered Sqweel made by Lovehoney, I jumped at it. I thought it might just be weird enough to work. It’s not. When I first turned on the Sqweel Go,…
The really weird thing about having a regular full time day job is that you can’t just masturbate willy-nilly. I mean, I’m sure people do it, and more power to them. But I like to be in a certain headspace when I’m jacking off in order to best criticize and evaluate the toys. This is an art, people. And you don’t…