Review: Lovehoney Sqweel Go… A Carnival Ride for Ants?

I was always fascinated by the original Sqweel. A wheel of rotating tongues! It looks so silly! I like oral sex! So, when I had the opportunity to review the brand new Sqweel Go, a miniature, USB-powered Sqweel made by Lovehoney, I jumped at it. I thought it might just be weird enough to work. It's not. When I first turned on the Sqweel Go, which is very easy to operate since the button is big and squishy, I giggled like a lunatic. It was so cute! So silly! All those little silicone tongues! Naturally, I pressed my finger to the tongues to test how much pressure ...

50/50 Split: Namaste Harmony by CalEx

Once again, many thanks to SheVibe for their patience and generosity! I was originally sent this vibe months ago, and I could not decide how I felt about it. It was such a head scratcher that I skipped over it and even reviewed a few other toys first. So, what do I think about the California Exotics Namaste Harmony? I'm cautiously optimistic about the direction of their company. Known for being a "novelties" brand - think grape scented jelly double dongs - CalEx doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in me. But it's not exactly easy for most people to drop $100+ on ...

BS is Nice Dildo Review

I kind of forgot that I had this dildo because for some reason it ended up in the back of my toy chest, which is weird because it's very colorful and not the type of thing you could easily miss. I was sent the small, classically shaped BS Dildo, in the same colors as this beautiful G-spot BS dildo. Unfortunately, SheVibe is not currently stocking the model they sent me. The packaging for my BS Dildo is very minimal: Just a clear but sturdy plastic bag with information about the company, a tiny info packet, and a sample of Yes lubricant. ...

Blog Love

Well, it's not Sunday, but another one doesn't roll around for a while, and you all deserve some lovely links. & Did you know that there is literally no regulation within the sex toy industry? Like, none at all? If you've ever seen me mention flame testing materials, I do it because you simply cannot trust that every package that says "100% silicone" really does contain 100% pure silicone.  Fucked up, right?  Thankfully, the brilliant minds of Dangerous Lilly and The Pinkness bring you... Dildology.org! & Epiphora and SheVibe have teamed up to give away a FunFactory Stronic Eins pulsator! What is it, you ...

Oh, YES: Vibratex Tulip Mini

If you have a clitoris, you need this vibrator. When I received the Vibratex Tulip Mini (henceforth, the Tulip), I was expecting to enjoy it.  What actually happened?  I was blown away.  I need to include a picture of the Tulip, because otherwise, it's going to be very hard to explain what's so special about this little wand-style clitoral vibrator. The entire toy is only 6" long, with those petals making up about 1.5" of overall length.  The petals themselves are made of soft, velvety, flexible silicone, and they surround a bullet coated in pink silicone in the middle of the wand's ...