Why I Don’t Go to Shows

Most people think it's just because I'm grumpy and like to be able to sit down whenever I please.  And while they are correct, there is a much more reasonable explanation: I accidentally Carrie Bradshawed my way through Pittsburgh, so large gatherings of 20-something hipsters aren't a safe place for me. Last night, Steve took me to see the Dirty Projectors.  They were fantastic, and I'd actually never heard of them before because my boyfriend is way more of a hipster than I am.  As a quick little interlude about the band, I will tell you that the female vocalist is ...