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Why I Don’t Go to Shows

Most people think it's just because I'm grumpy and like to be able to sit down whenever I please.  And while they are correct, there is a much more reasonable explanation: I accidentally Carrie Bradshawed my way through Pittsburgh, so large gatherings of 20-something hipsters aren't a safe place for me. Last night, Steve took me ...

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