Don’t Bother with Pants: Black Friday & Cyber Monday

Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales can be overwhelming. Is that really a good price? Where should I shop? Do I need to put on pants? If you want to save on the best sex toys, lubes, and porn, you're in the right place. SheVibe SheVibe is one of my all-time favorite online stores. Their selection is superb and their sales are unbeatable. Check it out: You can save 10% on sales from $75 - 99.99, 15% on sales from $100 - 124.99, and a whopping 20% on sales over $125! My top picks from SheVibe include: LELO Mona 2 ($135.20 after discount) Doxy Wand, Die Cast ...

Sex Toy Storage

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As a sex blogger, and particularly as a toy reviewer, I have a lot of toys. Naturally, I've faced a pretty common problem (where do I put my sex toys?) on a very large scale (where do I put approximately 50 sex toys and 20 lubricants?), and I have some ideas for you if you're dealing with something similar. Behold: The Awaiting Review shelf! You see, I struggle with "out of sight, out of mind." Clever discreet storage solutions don't work for me, because I will literally forget that things exist. In fact, I tried to discreetly store my Tantus Perfect Plugs, and now ...

Rhino by Traz Penis Extender: Not So Much

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It's not often that I meet a toy that just doesn't do it for me, but that does a few things right none the less. You see, I'm lucky enough to not have a very hard time orgasming. I've come to require a bit of a stronger motor in my vibrators, but I'm nowhere near the power queen status that some of my friends have reached. When it comes to dildos, sometimes the shapes are a little boring, or maybe they're a bit too big, but rarely to encounter a well-made dildo that I just don't like. This is why the Rhino ...

nJoy Pure Plug: A Symphony for Your Anus

If you've been reading my blog for a while, you know that anal toys and I have a complicated relationship. Some, I really like. Some, I absolutely hate. But I've never used one that really wowed me and made me fully appreciate the capabilities of the anus. Until now. Daphne wasn't willing to accept that a hunk of steel was momentarily getting more attention than she was.  The nJoy Pure Plug makes me never want to put anything else in my ass ever again (which is a huge problem, as a sex toy reviewer). It's just that good. When Roylin at Trystology asked ...

PicoBong TRANSFORMER: Great for Murder, Bad for Orgasms

As you might remember, when I first heard about the PicoBong TRANSFORMER, I was excited. Why? I have no idea. It was a vulnerable time for me. When my TRANSFORMER arrived, I turned it on, furrowed my brow, and then accidentally forgot about it in the back of a drawer. Generally, I like to keep things respectful. If I don't like a toy, I try to be fair. My personal brand is not built on being the snarkiest person on the block. It's just not my thing. But this here? This deserves a little heat. In fact, I don't even know ...