Don’t bother putting on pants: I’ve gathered up this year’s best Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals from my favorite online retailers, so you can spend less time out in the cold and more time napping off all that pie. This post will be updated as often as possible to reflect current sales, so don’t forget to check back if nothing catches your eye the first time!

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I’ve gathered some of my favorite toys – both 2016 releases and old favorites – and found the best deals for you across the web! Here’s the best of the best, in my humble opinion (product names link to my review, if available):

  1. Tantus Uncut #2: My favorite realistic dildo. Get yours here for $80.91 with the code KRINGLE10. (Also available in medium and deep skin tones.)
  2. Sliquid Silk: One of my favorite all-purpose lubes. Get yours here for $7.99! If you a few bucks short of the next big savings bracket, throw this in your cart. You won’t be disappointed.
  3. nJoy Pure Wand: The one, the only, the best steel G-spot wand. Get yours here for $89.99 with the code KRINGLE10, or add a small bottle of Sliquid Silk to your cart and get ’em both for $91.78 with KRINGLE15!
  4. Doxy Die Cast Wand: Ultra-powerful, body-safe. My go-to wand! Get yours here for $151.99 with the code KRINGLE20!
  5. nJoy Pure Plug: A cult classic. Available in Small, Medium, Large, and 2.0. Get yours here, starting at $59.99.
  6. We-Vibe Rave: One of my favorite releases of 2016, I reach for it constantly! Get yours here for $101.15 with the code KRINGLE15, or add a bottle of Sliquid Silk and get ’em both for $101.59 with KRINGLE20! That’s practically free lube!
  7. We-Vibe Sync: The only couples vibe that’s ever impressed me. Get yours here for $159.20 with the code KRINGLE20!
  8. L’Amourose PRISM V: Powerful, versatile, beautiful. Get yours here for $89.99 with the code KRINGLE 10, or add a small bottle of Sliquid Silk to your cart and get ’em both for $91.78 with KRINGLE15!


shevibe sale vibrators dildos sex toysSheVibe always delivers when it comes to Black Friday sales, and this year is no exception!


You’ll get 10% off orders of $85 or more with the code KRINGLE10!

Or, 15% off orders of $100 or more with the code KRINGLE15!

Or even 20% off orders of $125 or more with the code KRINGLE20!


Finally, you can get a FREE toybox with a value of $39.99 with any Fun Factory purchase of $109.99 or more (after discounts)! That includes the oft-raved-about Stronic Eins, the size-queen favorite Big Boss G5, and the surprise reviewer hit Miss Bi!


Tantus makes some of the best dildos and plugs on the market, and their designs are indisputably unique. For Black Friday, you can save a whopping 40% store-wide!* Personally, I’m a huge fan of the Uncut #2, Neo, and G-Force.


*excludes lube, Joque harnesses, Doxy Wands, and Magic Wands

Holistic Wisdom

My Woodhull SFS16 sponsor Holistic Wisdom is throwing down for Black Friday, too! You can save 15% on your entire order, and get a FREE vibrator, FREE lube sample, and FREE toy storage bag! Use the code BLACKFRIDAY at checkout.

My picks? You can get a Pure Wand for $107.99, a We-Vibe Sync for $199.99, a L’Amourose Prism V for $98.99, or a We-Vibe Touch for $99.99.

While Lovehoney always has something on offer, they pulled out all the stops for Black Friday. The deals change twice a day, so be sure to check back regularly! You can click the banner below to go straight to their latest deals.


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