Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales can be overwhelming. Is that really a good price? Where should I shop? Do I need to put on pants?

If you want to save on the best sex toys, lubes, and porn, you’re in the right place.


SheVibe is one of my all-time favorite online stores. Their selection is superb and their sales are unbeatable. Check it out:


You can save 10% on sales from $75 – 99.99, 15% on sales from $100 – 124.99, and a whopping 20% on sales over $125!

My top picks from SheVibe include:

  1. LELO Mona 2 ($135.20 after discount)
  2. Doxy Wand, Die Cast Doxy Wand, or Doxy Skittle ($80.10 – $151.99 after discount)
  3. Vixen VixSkin Mustang, Mustang Royale, and Mustang Air ($89 – $109.60 after discount)

Or, put together your own bundle and save! Here’s a few ideas to get you started:

  1. Jopen Key Comet Wand, nJoy Pure Plug, and Sliquid Sassy ($116.80 after discount)
  2. Tantus G-Force and Vibratex Mystic Wand ($84.98 after discount)


Lovehoney has an amazing selection and a ton of Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals. Here are a few of my favorites:


A selection of Lovehoney’s own brand dildos are on sale, 2 for $50! As always, I recommend going with silicone or glass to be sure your toy is body-safe and built to last.


Tenga makes some of the best penis toys on the market. If you’re looking for a masturbator that’s body-safe, non-representational, and impeccably designed, look no further.


The Doxy Wand is hands-down one of the most powerful vibrators in the world. If you crave the power but broad stimulation doesn’t do it for you, you can pick up the Lovehoney G-Spot Pleaser attachment (which can also be used for pinpoint clitoral stimulation) for just $11.50!


Tantus is one of my favorite toy manufacturers. First of all, they’re a woman-founded company. Add to that, everything they make is from the highest quality silicone, and their designs are truly unique.

Update: There’s a 3 day flash sale on ALL Tantus-made toys! 


This is an amazing deal! Some of my favorites are G-Force, the Perfect Plug, and Neo. I’ve also heard great things about the new Uncut dildos #1 and #2! But, let’s be serious: You really can’t go wrong.





You have lots of options with this bundle, from the dreamy textured Goddess (shown) to the girthy Duke to the more realistic John Doe and beyond.


Tantus makes some truly amazing plugs. With this bundle, you even get my favorite all-purpose lube!


Tantus Grab Bags are a great way to save on the toys you want if you’re not picky about the color. There’s always a chance you’ll get a beautiful and unique combination, too!


If you’re looking for hot, inclusive queer porn, this is it – the créme de la créme – CrashPad! You can save 15% off their monthly, 3-month, and full year membership packages. That a lot of orgasms!



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