I didn’t intend to take a blog break. But, as it turns out, sometimes hard drives just die. One minute, it was limping along, and the next… Well, it’s gone to a better place now.
Because I’m a lazy idiot, I did not back anything up. So, all of my photos are gone, all of my applications are gone, and all of the articles I’d written are gone. Learn from my folly: Back dat ass up.
Now that I’m back, I have some plans for the rest of February and early March. We’re moving – finally – to our permanent apartment tomorrow. After 4 and a half months in Germany and a total of 4 moves, I am so, so ready to settle down. I just want to have a permanent location to hang my hat and store my vibrators, y’know? At the suggestion of Queeraschino, who is a genius, I’ll be purchasing some cheap wooden Ikea spice racks, painting them metallic silver, and displaying my sex goods for all to see. More importantly, I’ll be able to relax and use my toys in my own space.
Since I went on a mad spree of petitioning people to work with me in early January, I now have quite the list of toys to review. Not to brag, but damn, it feels good to be a sex gangster. On my plate currently:
- Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Silicone Dildo (thanks, Lovehoney!)
- Minna Limon (thanks, Minna!)
- Adora Wand (thanks, Bondara!)
- Lelo Mona 2 (thanks, Burlesque Toys!)
- Bbold by Bswish (thanks, Diddleworks!)
I’m not ready to completely pass judgment on any of them yet. (I actually haven’t received the Bbold, but will later this week.) First impressions are pretty solid all around, and I will say that the Adora Wand surprised me with its vibration strength. Also, I might have broken a hotel rule about noise after a certain hour with the Lelo Mona 2 this weekend. Since we’ll finally have our own place and a renewed level of privacy, expect a full review late this week or early next week.