My week off actually turned into a full work week, since one of my coworkers came down with mono.  I had grand plans of doing a lot of writing this week, but that fell by the wayside with the introduction of extra shifts and then having to take the dog to the vet.  Long story short, I’ve worked a lot and my dog doesn’t have diabetes (but I am $250 poorer, thankyouverymuch).

It’s been a really long time since I’ve done a link roundup post…

Kaelah is giving away a Nikon D3100, and since selling my camera body in December, I’m positively drooling at the possibility of winning!  You should go enter, too, even though I passed statistics with flying colors so I know that decreases my odds.

I’m about 99% sure I’ve linked to Marissa A. Ross’s Tangent & The Times web series before, but THERE’S A NEW EPISODE AND MY LOVE IS REIGNITED.  Spoiler: She talks hilariously about disappointing oral sex, so obviously I ate this shit up with a spoon.

As someone who spends a truly disconcerting number of her waking hours telling people what they can and cannot put in their butts, I really appreciate this guide to beginners bum toys from Sexational.

Epiphora has long been known for her April Fools pranks, but this year Lorax got in on the action and it was superb.